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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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therealsuperpowerofteamwork:

embrace asexuals

  • the ones who were simply born that way
  • the ones who became that way through abuse
  • the ones whose sexual orientation shifted that way over the years
  • the ones who like sex
  • the ones who think sex is icky
  • the ones who are repulsed by sex
  • the ones who couldn’t care less about sex
  • the ones who have no sex drive
  • the ones who have a fully active sex drive

embrace asexuals

all of them

every single one

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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mylittleproxy:

anactualwizard:

i have been looking for this audio post for months

One of my favorite things in the internet

OMG WHY HAVEN’T I HEARD THIS BEFORE

veganrocket:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE